In no particular order.....
1. Wear an assortment of bandages about your face today.
2. Give your boss your car keys at quitting time and tell him or her that you're much to drunk to drive home.
3. Claim to have recently discovered you were a witch in a previous life, and relive for everybody your last moments as you were burnt at the stake.
4. Laugh at everything that is said to you for a full day.
5. Pretend to be dead for an hour.
6. Make a cup of coffee and ask someone else if they'd mind tasting it first "just in case." Don't be satisfied with their response - decide to have water instead.
7. Gargle everything you drink before you swallow it.
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