Dumb Dares For the Office - July & August

Not sure where I put June, but here are some more...

1. Tell a colleague that last night was a mistake and you don't want a relationship with them. When they ask what you're talking about, say, "Exactly. Let's just act like it never happened."
2. Correct several colleagues' word pronunciations with incorrect pronunciations.
3. Invert your sentences all day, and state obvious, mundane events like a question. ("To the copier you are going? Found that file you have?")
4. Make squeaking noises whenever you use your computer's mouse.
5. Take a shredder to work or borrow one. Make a big production of everything you shred by announcing, "Wouldn't want anyone to read THAT!"
6. Tsk-tsk everything someone eats and drinks all day.
7. Put someone else's name on your lunch bag then prominently display the bag while you're eating.

August....

1. When eating lunch with co-workers, insist that everything they've selected is something that makes you "gassy."
2. Announce in a meeting that you've legally changed your name. (Choose something very unique and memorable.) Then pretend not to hear people calling you by the new name, or look around the room when the name is spoken.
3. Compliment your boss on his or her outfit and ask if you may borrow it for an upcoming social event.
4. Post a sign on official letterhead outside the restroom that introduces a new 2-minute time limit. Stand in front of the door and glance at your watch as colleagues enter.
5. Adopt an annoying, snorting type of laughter for one day.
6. Ask colleagues for rides after work every day this week, and then add on mundane personal errands. Make them wait in their cars and drive you home after your errands are completed.
7. Over the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door. Lean out of the chair with a foot pointed to the door for the final few minutes.