The Explorikeet

At the zoo $2.00 buys you a shot glass amount of nectar and entry into the lorikeet encounter. All the bird urates provided free of charge. Note for future lorikeet encounters.....the red ones bite.

Back from conference....Pics from the OKC Zoo

Rough life of a meerkat.

Bears swimming in pairs.

Rough life of alligators.

Petting a rhino.

Happy Easter Everyone!

Hope everyone has a good day. I will be leaving town for a conference this week, so no blog posts until I get back.....

Urban Ham Jam

Of course, we didn't get a group picture, but here are some good ones from Saturday. Urban family-I uploaded more to the family page too.

Congratulations!

To the Dubuque Thunderbirds! 2008 CSHL League Champions! 2008 Hurster Cup Champions!

I haven't decided....

....if these things make me laugh or freak me out. They always seem to pop up in the spring at car dealerships and check-cashing places. Anyone remember the Family Guy sketch with "wacky, waving, inflatable, flailing arm tube man"?

Leroy

Rob & Holly's new white boxer. Too cute not to share....

Get your green on!

Lara, thanks again for helping me out. Never would have guessed so much green two days before!?

Last home game of the regular season.....

Ladder For Sale

You see it coming, but it's STILL funny

My All-time favorite

Dad you posted your favorite commercial, here is my all-time favorite. I love animals doing people things, and singing Lionel Richie is pretty hilarious.

Really, this is the last one....

Abby at McDonalds Drive-Thru:
"One small coffee with cream and sugar please."
"Would you like a burrito with that?"
"Um....no."
AHHHH, this is getting out of hand!

Is this a joke (times two)?

I bought a Strawberry-Kiwi juice today at work. Ingredients are as follows:
1. Water (okay, I understand that)
2. Apple juice
3. Grape juice
4. Pineapple juice
5. Natural Flavors
Okay, enough of this......

Is this a joke?

One of the medications that Andrew has taken- after some time, we read the sheets that they always staple to the prescription. Here is the list of COMMON side effects: drowsiness, decreased appetite, dry mouth, difficult urination, sedation, rapid heart rate, high blood pressure, fever, increased eye pressure, acne, stomach discomfort or pain, jitteriness, irregular heartbeat, anxiety, feeling uncoordinated, abnormal blood cell count, blurred vision, cough, confusion, constipation, skin inflammation, difficulty swallowing, diarrhea, indigestion, dizziness, swelling of feet or lower legs, nose bleeding, unusual movements of eye, face, limb, unusual tiredness or weakness, gas, inflammation of the tongue, enlargement of the breasts in males, headache, hallucinations, impotence, difficulty falling asleep, itching, liver problems, dilation of the pupil, menstrual irregularities, myocardial infarction, nausea, nasal congestion, nightmares, numbness or tingling in hands and feet, increased sensitivity to sunlight, paralysis of the intestine, inflammation of the pharynx, dizziness when getting up, burning pain, tingling or numbness, skin rash, restlessness, inflammation of the sinuses, mouth ulcers, loss of consciousness (fainting), ringing in ears, shakiness, change in taste, urinary frequency, vomiting. SERIOUS side effects include jerkings of face, trunk, or extremities, loss of bladder control.......... Hmmm, makes one think.

Tripp Isenhour....

you should be ashamed of yourself

Best of Dumb Dares for the Office - February

Drum roll please.....in no particular order....
1. Rummage through a colleague's bin and retrieve something they've thrown away. Ask if you may keep it.
2. Make a kissing sound as you say "goodbye" to everyone who phones you.
3. Go through every ring tone on your cell phone every hour on the hour.
4. Photocopy a memo for each staff member requesting that they all refrain from using the photocopier unless absolutely necessary.
5. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
And Abby's favorite.....
6. Pretend to sign each word as you speak in a meeting.

Lara, I know you got a preview of these at the bar Saturday night. Hope you still think they're funny!