Abby Gartner

Today at the vet I walked in and saw the name Abby Gartner on the board that listed the animals being treated. I was a bit shocked to see a name so similar to my maiden name and I was laughing about it with one of the techs there. One of the vets came back and called to an assistant, "Bring Abby Gartner to the scale." The assistant turned and glanced at the board, "Which one is Abby Gartner?" The vet yelled back over his shoulder as he was walking back up front, "She's the b***h in run 2!"