A little bit late.....
1. The next time the phone rings answer it with the words "Oh now what?" no matter who it is.
2. Put in a request that your boss double the number of fire drills.
3. Print and hand out certificates for negative awards, like "Rudest Phone Action" and "Least Improved."
4. Start a petition to keep a hamster in the office to "boost morale" and campaign relentlessly for one day.
5. Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet paper from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
6. Ask someone you don't know very well for a photograph. Offer one of your own in exchange.
7. Suggest at the beginning of a meeting that it might be more productive to have the meeting in a pub or bar.
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